Spiderman Dance

That awkward moment when you think something is a Saturday Night Live sketch but it’s actually a real movie scene…


That’s a Safe Lunch…

Is it just me, or do these reusable sandwich wrappers remind you of sanitary pads?


At least you know your lunch is safe in the office fridge. If someone steals a chilled sanitary pad, chances are you’ve got a really weird colleague and should be frightened for your life.

Bonus jingle video:



Realising Lyrics

Ever sang a song without realising the words you’re actually saying out loud?

I just did that with Blue’s ‘Too Close’ (I was having a 90s/00s boyband flashback day, don’t judge me):

Baby when we’re grinding
I get so excited
Ooh, how I like it
I try but I can’t fight it
Oh, your dancing real close
Plus real real slow
You’re making it hard for me

I don’t know which is worse: catching yourself singing about an accidental dancefloor erection, or the music industry for making it into a music video:

Baby Busking

Have you ever read something so completely unexpected that you sit silently staring at the screen? That just happened to me reading this news story from a few days ago: Woman gives birth outside Birmingham Primark.

Giving birth outside isn’t that shocking, and I’m not exactly surprised it happened near a Primark. It was the statement from an ‘eye witness’ that had me stunned.

“Everyone was crowding the woman and after about five minutes everyone was clapping,” she said. “Everyone was throwing money at her. She got about ÂŁ300 to ÂŁ400.”

Just… what? People were throwing money at a woman who just gave birth on a pavement? What?! It’s not like the pavement screamed sanitary in the first place. Let’s throw some well handled money in there!

And since when did flashing a placenta equate to busking?! Unless she strummed the opening bars to Wonderwall with it, there’s no reason to throw money at her. It’s all a bit bizarre.

The Perfect Etsy Gift

Looking for the perfect birthday gift for someone who’s into their ‘vintage finds’? Etsy has you covered with this, eh, rather interesting antique necklace:


It’s a beauty, yes? By beauty, I mean ‘creepy, creepy, creepy weird thing that would cause me to freak out knowing it was in or anywhere near my house’.

Just look at the detail. Look at it.


I’m not going to lie – I’m a little worried I’ve even looked at the pictures. That necklace is definitely the start of a real life horror movie.

Apple Disabling iPhone Camera At Gigs

Recording your favourite band at a concert or festival could soon be a thing of the past, if Apple gets its way.

Patent plans filed by the corporation in late 2009 have come to light, showing plans to automatically shut off iPhone cameras if they are held aloft.

The Californian company’s plans reveal that infra-red sensors would detect when a person is filming and would disable the camera.

Apple Plans to Ban iPhones at Gigs

Really? That’s unbelievable. I’ve bought the iPhone fair and square, I should be given the freedom to do what I like with it.

Christ, if I want to stick it up my bum and ring it I bloody well will. Will Apple have a sensor for that?