Driving Home For Christmas

Ever heard the¬†theory that Chris Rea’s ‘Driving Home for Christmas’ is actually about an obsessive husband who has finally tracked down his estranged family in hiding? You’ll never hear it the same way again.

I’m driving home for Christmas
Oh, I can’t wait to see those faces
I’m driving home for Christmas, yea
Well I’m moving down that line
And it’s been so long
But I will be there

Eh… Merry¬†Christmas?

That’s a Safe Lunch…

Is it just me, or do these reusable sandwich wrappers remind you of sanitary pads?

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At least you know your lunch is safe in the office fridge. If someone steals a chilled sanitary pad, chances are you’ve got a really weird colleague and should be frightened for your life.

Bonus jingle video:

WOAH BODYFORM! BODYFORMED FOR YOOOOOOOUUUUUUU!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zebXDyYuYK0