My current favourite gif:


You bring the crowns and heads of conquered kings to my city’s steps! You insult my queen. You threaten my people with slavery and death! Oh, I’ve chosen my words carefully, Persian. Perhaps you should have done the same.

My favourite part of this is when he looks back to his wife with a ‘should I?’ look in his eyes. Her nod is so poised. I’d be like ‘RIP HIS HEAD OFF’!!!!!!