Thoughts before bed.: OH MY GOD. I JUST WITNESSED THE SINGLE GREATEST MOMENT IN HUMAN HISTORY.

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On a bus, heading home from the city I am greeted by an incredibly nice Russian-sounding bus driver with a smile on his face. About 4 stops later (in the valley, of course) a bogan hops on with his skanky (I assume) girlfriend. (May have been sister. May have been both.) Naturally, he does not…

Thoughts before bed.: OH MY GOD. I JUST WITNESSED THE SINGLE GREATEST MOMENT IN HUMAN HISTORY.

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Kramer said they would attempt to lure the bear into a trap, using junk food as bait: “We’re talking Ding Dongs, we’re talking Mini Muffins, we’re talking anything that would make this trap attractive to a bear.”

Attractive to a bear? Sounds like you’d lure half of America with that bait!

Bear Wanders into Shopping Mall