“The spooks have got some pretty big machines,” said Dr Lockley.
I decided on Tuesday to start using that Dove Summer Glow moisturiser with fake tan in it for a night out I’m going to on Saturday. It’s the second time I’ve ever attempted fake tan, and I think it’s going to be the last. My legs look like big smoked sausages. Embrace the pale, ladies. For my sanity and the sanity of semi-transparent skinned people everywhere, embrace the pale. I don’t enjoy wandering around looking like a platter of cured meats.
Spam prevention took a leap forward today when I discovered whois.com employing the lesser known ‘identify this fingerprint’ method for enquiries. Seriously – how am I meant to identify that CAPTCHA? Interpretive dance? Employ the services of CSI:Glasgow?
Yeah, some people just shouldn’t be allowed to procreate.
Reports of domestic violence to England and Wales police forces increased by an average of 25% on England’s match days during the last World Cup in 2006.
Shocking. Why can’t people just behave themselves? Your team loses so you get mad and lash out? How thick can you get? Somebody should break it to England fans that they’re not winning this year, might save a lot of trouble if they’re forewarned.
I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don’t want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then when somebody comes up act like they just woke up and go, ‘What was THAT?!’
If I’m contributing to the 15 million needed for the Pope’s visit, he better be stopping by my house on his travels. Ridiculous amount of money partly paid for by taxpayers! Get him a ryanair flight and a B&B!
Friday is a purple pen sort of day. Looking forward to the weekend, plan on sleeping in and eating lots of unhealthy tasty food.
My little brother finished his uni exams today. We’re all so proud of him. Here’s an awesome picture of him as batman when he was a kid. He lived in this suit for about a year. It became really smelly.
Three muggers in Australia got the fright of their lives when their attack was interrupted by five black-clad ninja warriors.
Bought a milky way for after my lunch as a wee treat.
A judge in Malawi has sentenced a gay couple to 14 years in prison with hard labour.
I can’t believe this couple have been put in jail for being gay. Some countries have it so backwards, it’s disgusting. I hope Gay Rights groups are successful in their campaign to get them out. Meanwhile I’m thankful I live in a more open and equal society (even if we still have a way to go).
“It is like an organism, feeding off itself and getting bigger. People are plugging more and more of their lives into it,” he said.