I decided on Tuesday to start using that Dove Summer Glow moisturiser with fake tan in it for a night out I’m going to on Saturday. It’s the second time I’ve ever attempted fake tan, and I think it’s going to be the last. My legs look like big smoked sausages. Embrace the pale, ladies. For my sanity and the sanity of semi-transparent skinned people everywhere, embrace the pale. I don’t enjoy wandering around looking like a platter of cured meats.

Reports of domestic violence to England and Wales police forces increased by an average of 25% on England’s match days during the last World Cup in 2006.

Shocking. Why can’t people just behave themselves? Your team loses so you get mad and lash out? How thick can you get? Somebody should break it to England fans that they’re not winning this year, might save a lot of trouble if they’re forewarned.

BBC News – Warning of increased domestic abuse during World Cup

I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don’t want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then when somebody comes up act like they just woke up and go, ‘What was THAT?!’

A judge in Malawi has sentenced a gay couple to 14 years in prison with hard labour.

BBC News – Malawi gay couple sentenced to 14 years in jail

I can’t believe this couple have been put in jail for being gay. Some countries have it so backwards, it’s disgusting. I hope Gay Rights groups are successful in their campaign to get them out. Meanwhile I’m thankful I live in a more open and equal society (even if we still have a way to go).