This is why I need a dog!

This is why I need a dog!

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A relationship counsellor’s bid to challenge his sacking for refusing to give sex therapy to gay couples has been turned down by the High Court.

Did he not think that, by engaging in such a profession, he would be asked to give advice and support to couples who may not fit family sterotype? Did he also refuse to give therapy to unmarried couples? Sex before marriage is a sin, surely that goes against his ‘strong Christian beliefs’ too?

BBC News – Relate therapist Gary McFarlane loses appeal bid

He denied breaking the law but said he would not respect any law that contradicted his religious beliefs.

Handy that, eh? Really handy for when you want to do something but the country you live in won’t allow it. Nice ‘get out of jail free’ card. I’m starting a religion of my own, it’s called ‘DAYL – Do Anything You Like’. Anyone care to join me?

BBC News – Nigerian senator Sani denies marrying girl of 13

I use this quite often. It’s handy for clearing out blackheads and spots. It’s also so hardcore that I use it to get paint off of wood when I’m painting, ink stains on my hand when a pen bursts and stains off my head when the hairdresser has been a bit overzealous with the dye. It’s a miracle liquid.

Just followed up someone’s Penny Arcade with Bad Romance on karaoke. Oh yeah, I rocked. If, by rocked, you mean singing to a room full of strangers and shouting ‘ooh oooh’. Yeah. Lame. And awesome. Lamesome. Yeeeeeah.

You remind me of the babe.
What babe?
The babe with the power.
What power?
The power of voodoo.
Who do?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the babe.

Labyrinth. Classic.