Happy birthday to me! The balloon on this cake looks a little dodgy though.


I’ll need to see that setlist for Sectionals after all. I want it on my desk warm from the laminator at 5 p.m. and if it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat; and then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face.

Sue Sylvester, Glee, 1.08 – “Mash-Up” (via annahinks) (via sisterspock)