Prospective client: $400 for a logo?! Why are you so expensive? My nephew has Photoshop—I can just get him to do it.
Designer: Does your nephew have Microsoft Word?
Prospective client: Yes.
Designer: Then have him write you a novel while he’s at it.
I can’t stop listening to Michael Buble. I need an intervention. (pic via wordgraphics)
I forgot how brilliant Robert Downey Jr. is in Tropic Thunder. Absolutely brilliant. (via oldfilmsflicker: counterfeitredhead)
Oh Peter… (via marafabulous)
Woman – There’s a problem wi this toilet seat I bought the other day.
Ned Worker – Whits that then?
Woman – Well I took it oot the box, put it oan the lavvy and there wis a crack oan it.
Ned Worker – So whits the problem?
I watched Lady Gaga’s new video, Bad Romance, yesterday and have to admit I loved it.
(pic via flickflickflicker)
I have a Chandler smile in photographs. I look like I’m chewing on a bag of polystyrene cups.
sisterspock: cartolleria: beautefragile:the snail and the cyclops
I need this. My arguments normally consist of squealing noises and pointing at the sky.
I’m going out for dinner tonight so I didn’t have much lunch. I’m absolutely starving. I want food and cocktails and I want them NOW!