Scottish crime ‘lowest since 80s’

I’m more inclined to believe the lower figures are due to less people reporting crimes, not less crimes taking place. I have low confidence in the Police when it comes to actually doing anything for me when I’m the victim of a crime, from past experience.

Scottish crime ‘lowest since 80s’


Cube dweller #1: You’ve worked with giraffes?
Cube dweller #2: Yeah, transporting them is a real pain. They go in an open trailer, and every time you get to an overpass, you have to either let air out of all the tires to fit under it, or you have to stop, back them out of the trailer, walk them around the overpass, get them back in the trailer… It takes forever to get anywhere.
Cube dweller #1: Can’t you just teach them to duck?
Cube dweller #2: (long pause) Not at those speeds.