I’m more inclined to believe the lower figures are due to less people reporting crimes, not less crimes taking place. I have low confidence in the Police when it comes to actually doing anything for me when I’m the victim of a crime, from past experience.
Why can’t Americans just watch the UK version? Why does it have to be remade for the US audience? Very irritating.
Nachos! Nachos! Nachos! Nachos! Nachos!
A nice pear cider.
Enjoying myself in the pub.
Where the old Burger King was in Sauchiehall St – someone’s changed ‘prosecuted’ to ‘persecuted’.
My little brother eating the monster burger in Frankenstein’s. He gave up half way through, sweating meat.
I printed this out and laminated it years ago. It’s always handy when I forget the basics!
This is for Toni – the image I’ve been talking about for years now. I fail at fail images.
… you come out of a rock gig and go to the 24hr newsagents round the corner, buy toothpaste and toilet paper and think “glad I did that”.
I went to see Scars on Broadway tonight. Amazing gig.
Arr! It’s talk like a pirate day. Avast, ‘n’ that.
Cube dweller #1: You’ve worked with giraffes?
Cube dweller #2: Yeah, transporting them is a real pain. They go in an open trailer, and every time you get to an overpass, you have to either let air out of all the tires to fit under it, or you have to stop, back them out of the trailer, walk them around the overpass, get them back in the trailer… It takes forever to get anywhere.
Cube dweller #1: Can’t you just teach them to duck?
Cube dweller #2: (long pause) Not at those speeds.
Twenty minutes to go until I can go home. I’m just too tired today.
My lunch was uneventful.
I will never eat shredded wheat. Never ever again.
Trying shredded wheat for the first time. It’s not going so well. Cardboard with milk.